Allow me to present the most unfortunate looking group in the history of music.




Perhaps Al Davis was insecure and chose to perform with the Christian Crusaders in order to get chicks. We'll never know, but for the love of God, why did they put the heavy set guy in the super tight pants in the foreground? Surely the crouching glasses wearing chap in the back would have been a better option. You know your band is hurting when you're using Augustus Gloop as your sex appeal.
You just know that each and every person featured in that picture used their royalty cheques to buy an oak kneeler for their home!

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