Obsessive Compulsion

1. What color pants are you wearing right now? I'm actually not wearing any pants at all, I'm in a towel, seriously. I'm not kidding. I had a bath, and I'm too lazy to put pants on.
2. What are you listening to right now? "Cigaro" leaked System of a Down, if the entire album is as good as this, little metal heads around the world will look like Wyle E. Coyote after having a stick of dynamite blow up in his face.
3. Last person you talked to on the phone? I called Lori on my mobile on the way home from work, she was waiting for me at Starbucks, and I was just making sure everything was still coo.
4. Favorite drink? I'm torn between Vanilla Coke and Strawberry Milk. I think the milk edges it today.
5. # of siblings? Uno, a sister.
6. Favorite month? June, eventhough all the months in Liverpool are shades of gray, I'm pretty sure we got a couple of days of sun last July.
7. Favorite food? McDonalds Cheeseburgers - Plain - I could live happily, and die young, eating those everyday for the rest of my natural life.
8. Favorite day of the year? June 23rd, In rememberance of the day I lucked out and managed to find someone willing to put up with me. A fact, no doubt, she has been ruing ever since!
9. Favorite car? Mini Cooper - I've nothing to prove by the size of my car
10. Can you juggle? Balls, Flaming Torches, Chainsaws, all no.
11. Would you rather read or watch TV? It depends on what book and what show, I'll go for TV, because Match of the Day would be on eventually.
12. As a homemaker, what job do you hate the most? I hate doing the dishes, hate hate hate it. Paper plates are the way of the future. Although, I'd take a buxom maid over paper plates.
13. Do you trust the current president enough to re-elect him? I've dug my own bomb shelter, what does that tell you?
14. What time do you get up? 6:15! That's right, its a more studious, more responsible, grumpier Paul
15. Gold or silver? Silver, less gaudy and pikey
16. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Closer, awesome movie, Natalie Portman, A bit of Julia Roberts swearing, Jude Law and Clive Owen engaging in cyber sex, all in all worth the trip.
17. What are your favorite TV shows? The Apprentice, there's something hypnotic about The Donald's hairpiece.
18. What did you have for breakfast? I had three slugs of two day old Coke, at 6:50 while walking down the street. Its still dark when I leave the house, how fundamentally wrong is that? Clearly my file in heaven has been handed to the ironic punishments division.
19. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? The list of people that I would like to be stuck in a room with is much shorter.
20. What inspires you? Satan.
21. What is your middle name? David, plain, simple, British
22. Beach, city or country? Beach, I'm happy doing nothing. Infact, I've a degree in nothing from Queen's.
23. Favorite ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's Phish Food. Never again will a psychadelic, hippy jam band be associated with a flavour as heavenly as this. Then again, in 20 years time there might be Dave Matthew's Brandy Ripple, you never know.
24. Butter, plain or salted popcorn? Butter, but real butter, not that nasty stuff they put on at the theatre.
25. Favorite color? Thanks to Steve for ripping off my answer - Forcing me to be creative, I'll say....Red.
26. What kind of car do you drive? I don't, I walk.
27. Favorite sandwich? Grilled Cheese and Bacon. The ever popular potato chip sandwich is up there too.
28. What characteristics do you dislike? Spongers, I hate them. People that live in a constant state of self pity. Christians.
29. Favorite flower? Venus Fly Trap, how alternative is that? My answer should be ill fitting and printed in plaid.
30. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Hawaii, with Lori and my closest friends, just to relax and surf.
31. What color is your bathroom? The walls are cream, the appliances are green, originals from the 50's, my toilet is older than my mom.
32. Favorite brand of clothing? Anything full print.
33. Where would you retire to? Hawaii, definitely. If you haven't been, you won't understand
34. Favorite day of the week? Saturday, sleep is good, the alarm is the devil.
35. What did you do for your last birthday? I don't even remember. I was probably at work, I don't make a big deal out of it anyway.
36. Where were you born? Woolwich, Saaaf-East Lahndahn Mate.
37. Favorite sport to watch? Football, real football, not the American Bastardization, they don't even use their feet.
38. Who do you least expect to send this back? I'm not really sending it per se am I?
39. What fabric detergent do you use? Ariel, it was on sale.
40. Person you expect to send it back first? See above.
41. Coke or Pepsi? Coke
42. Morning person or a night owl? Neither, more like an Afternoon Warrior.
43. What size shoe do you wear? 9.5, but most stores don't make half sizes, so 10
44. What do you most like to hear? The Kop singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'
45. What do you least like to hear? Anything remotely Floydian, 15-minute guitar or drum solos
46. What profession would you like to have if you did not have your own? Professional Football Player, England International. But only if I wasn't a wanker, and could have the same friends I have now.
47. What profession would you least like to do? Working at Wal-Mart was the low point of my professional life
48 What is your favorite word? Minger.
49. What is your least favorite word? Early.
50. What is your favorite swear word? Fuck, Fucking, Fucker..so many uses.
51. What is your favorite candy? Haribo Mix
52. What is your favorite restaurant? Papa John's Pizza, Mandarin Chinese Buffet, TGI Fridays, clearly I have classy tastes.