Saturday, October 09, 2004

I Wonder How Warm Hell is This Time of Year?

So, I'm going to hell, its official, any good karma gained by rand0mly giving blood on Thursday has thus been negated. "Oh, Paul, why's that?" I hear you ask....well, easy really.
I went to go see the musical Fame this evening with Lori - she's a bit of a theatre buff, so I like to indulge her when I can, usually it isn't that bad, and tonight was no exception, it was rolling along quite well, until intermission....where I left.......to go and play football. Not proper football, mind, football practice - not an actual game, but disorganized, 20-a-side, small goal, football practice. To be perfectly honest, I barely got a touch of the ball all night, there were too many people on my team.

Ahhh yes, I can see it now:
Me: "Hello, my name is Paul, and I'm a football-addict"
Group: "Hello Paul"

Lori told me to go, but still that doesn't mean I should have, and she won't hold it against me, and I'll forget this ever happened, until the day I die, when my soul leaves my body, and the Devil points to a long, winding, rickety looking, downward staircase and says "Should have stayed for Act 2"


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