Well, I'm back, back in Liverpool, back to bed pan duty. It was brilliant to get home, makes you appreciate it so much more when you only go home once a year. I'm really greatful that I got to see so many people. Apart from one notable exception, I managed to hit up everyone, always the same though, just like Bingo, one number away from a line. Damn Legs 11.
The flight home from Toronto to Paris was alright - the fat, sweaty Lebanese man who fell asleep on me, and snored loudly was a nice touch. Cheers for that God.
Was back in class today, first time for 7 weeks after being on the wards. It was all about "Communication." The lecturer speaking about communication had a massive speech impediment, she soldiered on with the massive weight of irony on her back. Unfortunately, the topic was dryer than a nun's gusset, which made the impediment the only thing worth listening to. As she wheezed, lisped, and coughed through it, I couldn't help but feel sorry for her - but not quite enough not to take the piss. I'm an asshole, sue me.
Nothing much else going on in my life at the moment, I start a new placement in two weeks, at an NHS nursing home......so expect some more frequent updates, until then - read some shameless plugs!
Movie that everyone should watch, if they haven't already: Napoleon Dynamite.
Songs that everyone should download: "New Way to Dance" - The Kinison, "Beat Your Heart Out" - The Distillers, "Burn Burn" - Lostprophets, "Give 'Em Hell Kid" - My Chemical Romance
Do this and you will achieve enlightenment. Honest.
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